Warren Zevon-“Werewolves of London”
"He’s the hairy handed gent who ran amuck in Kent
Lately he’s been overheard in Mayfair
Better stay away from him
He’ll rip your lungs out, Jim
I’d like to meet his tailor!”
Little old lady got mutilated late last night
I saw a werewolf drinking a Pina Colada at Trader Vic’s
And his hair was perfect
Tell me they weren’t canon.
star trek/treasure planet au god help me
INAPPROPRIATE WORKPLACE BEHAVIOR
On my birthday I went about an hour away and stopped at the TRU there and found Art Class Draculaura and Abbey. First off, YAY! And TRU had a Buy 1 get one 50% off on Monster High starting that day. YAY!
So I grabbed them both and went to the register but the computer hadn’t caught up to the sale. So I had to wait at the register while they tried to confirm the sale. There were HUGE tags on EVERY MH shelf, why this took 10 minutes to confirm I don’t know. But while we waited for confirmation the clerk struck up a conversation.
She hadn’t heard about Monster High before working there but had a loose understanding that there were webisodes (she specifically referred to the webisodes). She asked me if I had a young kid (she also specified young) that liked to watch them.
I smiled and shook my head and just kind of scoffed out. “No, these are for meee.” With a proud sort of joy in my voice that I had just found Art Class dolls and was about to get them on sale. I explained that no, I love them. I do watch the webisodes and movies and enjoy them. She asked if I keep them boxed and I told her no. I freely told her I play with them and brush their hair and buy the playsets. She asked if I buy the accessory packs and I told her oh yes, I buy it all. We talked about keeping in box versus not and how some people will buy one for collecting and one for playing and how I don’t really do that, too much money and I don’t personally see the point.
She supplied at one point that she collected Cabbage Patch dolls so she could sort of understand it.
She was really polite and didn’t look at me weird(not that I would have cared if she had, it was my birthday, I am an art teacher, and I had just gotten 2 Art Class dolls for under $40-too happy and I have too much in this world to care about that isn’t clerks caring if I like dolls)
I guess my point is that was my 29th birthday.
It was also on a sunday so that was my no shame sunday.
Everyone that is worried about what people will think
Don’t sweat it. Put away the fake niece. Own it, it makes you happy.
Day 6: Your Favourite Heroine
- Princess Kidagakash “Kida” Nedakh of Atlantis from Atlantis: The Lost Empire (2001)
In this time of term papers I wanted to draw my patron deity, Bullshitticus, god of students and general last minute fudgery, sitting upon his Golden Futon, attended by the muses Caffeina and Thesaurae, whose powers of artificial energy and pretentious vocabulary can be invoked in case of the all-nighter.
I like to think he’s Dionysus’s second cousin or something.
This is genius…
all wise words from the sagest of the sage.
Somebody asked for Minnie with long hair. They didn’t say how long to make it. hahahahahhaa oh god this is really awful. I was just like scribble scribble dooone
Someone pointed out that I got Mickey’s nose wrong. And DAMN IT THEY WERE RIGHT